JESENJA ZABAVA (za uz knjigu...)

Jesenja zabava

:) evo i ja da okacim nesto posle 100 godina, a da nije mnogo dosadno.
(to posto sam seo da ucim pa se kao setio)...
elem znad da i vi visite nad knjigom, ili ona nad vama, kako kome,
no dok iscekujete BIG (nije valjda da se niste prijavili?!?!!)
evo jedne teme za debatu... buduce...
tek, mene je nasmejalo.
Pozdrav!



The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the officiallanguage of the European Union rather than German,which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Governmentconceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in planthat would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". Thisshould klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have oneless letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with"f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spellingkan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of doubleletters which have always ben a deterent to akuratespeling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should goaway.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such asreplasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd fromvords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vilhav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a unitedurop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking Germanlike zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.